I have got to be the stupidest girl on the planet. I can't stand a stupid person and now, I think I am becoming one of them.

What exactly did I do that was so stupid, you ask.

Well, by now you would have thought that I learned a lesson from things that happened in the past.

But noooooooo. I am an idiot.

Actually, I'm a relieved idiot at the moment, but still, an idiot nonetheless.

So, saying that, let me impart this upon my readers: Wear a fucking condom. Fear of pregnancy is terrifying, not to mention the fact that I feel incredibly whorish because If I was pregnant it would belong to.... Oh yeah, I would not have a damn clue.

So, to steal from one of my favorites, Miss mcGriddles, let me just say to myself - Dude, what the fuck?