My day has consisted of not having any hot water to shower with, finding a billion kinds of spyware on my computer, listening to my whining dog, not listening to Katie because she won't speak to me, falling down the stairs, and having my ex-lover that I was so in love with tell me about his raging hemorrhoids.

What's going on?

Is it just me or is this the beginning of Armageddon? Maybe I'm in the Bermuda triangle...no, wait, that was a week ago when I had to hang out with my other ex-lover and his new girl.

Geez...

All of this craziness...something had better damn well come of it.