I kissed a boy. I kissed a boy. I kissed a boy.
Sorry, it just sounded better each time I said it. And, actually, he's not a boy, but a very grown up type of fella with a real job and a house that he owns.
So, to rephrase...I kissed a man. A very wonderful man.
Oh, I'm so silly. I think that I have a new crush.
Hell yeah.