Anywho, I was reading another diary yesterday and started laughing out loud because she was making fun of herself for doing one of those 100 things to know about me lists. Well, I laughed more than your average person, because I've been thinking about doing one of those types of lists for all of you. And so, without further hesitation or ado, I give you the spastic, dorky, nerdy, and incriminating list of everything you need to know about me.
1. In college I was a chemistry major. And, yeah, I actually like chemistry.
2. My best friends from high school don't talk to me that much anymore (although they talk to each other about me).
3. I have had many crushes in my life, many which overlap, and am currently crushing hard on someone who probably doesn't care.
4. Some of the crushes have been on girls.
5. I adore my mother and idolize my father, although neither one probably knows how much I think of them.
6. I love my brother even though he is spastic and way too much like me.
7. I drink way too much way too often.
8. I have lied about how many people I have slept with.
9. I have slept with some really hot guys and some that, well, I won't even go there.
10. I run into things...a lot.
11. Call me weird, but I think Marilyn Manson is sexy.
12. Of course, I also think that Brad Pitt is sexy. So as you can see, my tastes are very broad.
13. I like bluegrass.
14. No, I'm not a hillbilly.
15. My favorite movie is Shawshank Redemption. I'm so hoping that someone will get it for me on DVD for Christmas, but more than likely, no one will.
16. I adore anything made by Tim Burton... would you like something creepy and weird? Why thanks, I do that very well.
17. My dog's name is Henry and I love him very much.
18. I have done drugs.
19. And, boy, do I love cocaine. That is, I used to SUPER love it, now I only dabble every few months or so.
20. I have never gone to jail (Knock on wood).
21. Tequila Tuesdays rock my world - by the way, that is what today is.
22. I've often wondered what my life would be like if I had stayed at Clemson.
23. I once shot beer out of my nose on a date. It was horrible...everyone thought that I was puking and my date didn't even notice.
24. I've never gotten over my first "love".
25. I clean when I'm stressed...like super clean...it's equivalent to the coked up cleaning that Katie and I did, only without the coke.
26. It's a lot harder to come up with a hundred things than I thought it would be.
27. I never get really, truly emabarassed anymore. I'm much more likely to laugh at myself long before anyone else.
28. I think about sex...a lot.
29. I need to lose at least ten pounds, although everyone tells me that I look great. Trust me, these may be vanity pounds, but they need to go.
30. I dream about falling in love.
31. In the third grade, I threw up all over my friend Kim while standing in line. She had on her brownie uniform, and I projectile vomited all over her back.
32. Eeeewwwww...
33. I'm 25 years old and the only serious boyfriend I've had was when I was in high school.
34. Although, I managed to have the best non-relationship relationship that I've ever had ever happen this year.
35. Read slowly...you'll get #34, I promise. You know you've done it.
36. I used to write in this diary like someone actually listened to what I thought. Now, I write like someone cares to know what I'm doing.
37. It wasn't until the tenth grade when Dan Blackmon asked me if I knew every sentence that I began started with the word "I", that I knew that I might be self centered and absorbed. His simple question of "Did you know..." taught me a life long lesson.
38. Only one person that I personally know knows about this page, and I don't even think she checks in on it anymore.
39. I absolutely love being a Southern girl.
40. My mother may be the best friend I've ever had.
41. My favorite diary to read is locked, and although she gave me the password, I still can't log on to read her awesome writing. DWTF.
42. I just got laid off of my job of five years and I always thought that I would leave it before it left me.
43. My real name isn't Lulu-2 (duh), it's Amanda.
44. I've always wondered if it was possible to be in love without even knowing that you were. Yeah, I know that's confusing, but I'm sure you understand.
45. I know very little about computers or HTML or any of this. I learn as I go.
46. My hidden talents are being able to make balloon animals, make stained glass, and clog (yes, I said clog).
47. I was a cheerleader in high school.
48. Make that the cheerleading captain who dated the football captain/quarterback of the football team.
49. Even though I say I don't want kids, I really do.
50. I even want to name my first born son after my daddy.
51. Oh god, I forgot...I was the fucking prom queen. Yes, I was that girl.
52. The only trdae I know how to do is bartend, and I am tired of doing that. Five years is a long time to be in a nightclub.
53. My boobs are bigger than I'd like to admit.
54. So's my ass, but no one says that it is the shit.
55. I've always wanted everyone I know to read this, except for those days that I, well, don't.
56.I think that Bob Marley is the best music to have sex to.
57. My favorite beer is Miller Lite and my favorite liquor is vodka (with tequila running a close second).
58. I love my godchild so much it hurts.
59. I miss my best friend.
60. Halloween is my favorite holiday to celebrate with my friends, while Christmas is my favorite to celebrate with my family.
61. I didn't think that this list would be this difficult.
62. I call my dog Doo-doo or Booger-butt ( always affectionately, of course).
63. I am scared of the dark.
64. It's about time guys knew that girls get gas, take shits, belch, and scratch.
65. My mom works in a plastic surgeon's office and now wants to get her boobs lifted.
66. My eighth grade picture was the worst picture I've ever had taken.
67. Trust me, you have nothig to compare to that photo.
68. I don't have the balls to finish college, even though I only have three classes left.
69. Is one of my favorite numbers (think about it).
70. My worst fears include riding in cars and falling down.
71. I wish I were able to sing...in fact, I'm incredibly jealous of those that can.
72. Jewelry is something that I've never worn.
73. Going on with #72, I will never accpet an engagement ring, only an engagement treehouse.
74. I have a list of things taht I would like to accomplish before I die. These things include riding on an elephant, being able to speak French fluently, and actally learning something useful like cooking.
75. Everyone that I've fallen in love with has never loved me.
76. The beach would be the coolest place to live. Anyone wishing to buy me a beach house, just leave me a note and I'll get back to you.
77. I want to live for almost forever.
78. I talk to myself all of the time. As matter of fact, I'm doing it right now.
79. Atfer watching most "Law and Order" shows, I would never go to Central Park. That's where most people are abducted, raped, or found dead.
80. This year has been one of the most stressful years of my life.
81. It has also been one of the most promiscuous (Yes, I spellled that right). I wonder if there is a correlation (and yes, I spelled that right, too).
82. I went to Catholic school, but never had to wear a uniform.
83. I have blue eyes and brown hair.
84. The thought of having to get a new job makes me scared, nervous, and excited all at once. It's almost like a glorified panic attack.
85. I like big butts and I cannot lie. Actually, I don't, but that song has been stuck in my head for days.
86. I dream in color.
87. The longest amount of time that I went without having sex was one year. I thought it was insane, but I've met people who have gone longer.
88. I bite my fingernails all of the time. My hands aren't very girly.
89. My favorite book is To Kill A Mockingbird. I always thought that it would have been awesome to have a cool nickname like Scout.
90. I give all of my pets middle names. Currently, my dog goes by Henry Dillmeester. My first cat was Mary Cathleen. I've also had two dogs named Saraphina Christina and Samuel Christopher.
91. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17. It was in the back of a truck. Oh, how romantic.
92. I've put something in people's drinks before when I bartended and they were acting like jackasses. Just a reminder, never upset the person who makes your drinks, fixes your car, or cuts your hair.
93. I am incredibly relieved that the end of this list is near.
94. Have you ever ridden on the back of a motorcycle in a dress and heels in the broad daylight? I have.
95. I can completely organize everyone but myself.
96. When I shower, I do the same routine each time. I once tried to change it up but ended up with conditioner still in my hair when I got out of the shower.
97. I've learned that some of the most embarrassing things to buy are condoms, pregnancy tests, porn, and yeast infection cream.
98. My car is a Saturn and her name is Lou Ellen.
99. Clumsy doesn't even begin to describe me. Just ask around.
100. I totally rock.
THE END (whew)